You and I a molecule,
A tightly coupled bond.
Our covalent love was chemical
In the elemental pond.
Breaking up was YOUR decision.
I thought our force was strong.
We lost our energy to fission.
Now give back my electron.
-B.C. Byron
Yes, it’s a poem about covalent bonds, where two atoms share an electron to make a new chemical. The electron is shared equally between them, no negative feelings or ions allowed. No positive ions either, but hopefully positive feelings. If the atoms split up, it’s called fission and a bunch of energy is released. If the bond is ionic instead of covalent, the elctron sharing is unequal and both atoms are electrically charged. It’s exactly like human relationships, isn’t it? I’m sure you were thinking the same thing.
Be careful who you share your electrons with. When you are ready to form a molecule with someone, make sure it’s covalent and not ionic. Don’t be selfish with your electrons and don’t explode or release a bunch of heat if things don’t work out. Don’t let fission get you down either. There are plenty of other elements in the sea.
I’m glad we could have this little chat about relationships. I hope you learned something and are more prepared for when you meet that special someone.
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