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There are a few risks
you shouldn't take
Like playing jump rope
with a rattlesnake,
Or tasting the green thing
your brother baked,
Stitching a wound
with the caffeine shakes,
Driving a car
while cutting a cake,
Combing your hair
with a rusty old rake,
Swimming around in a yellow lake,
Bacon and butter and lard
on your steak,
Or using a forklift
while half awake.

But just TRY your spinach,
For goodness sake.

-B.C. Byron

Perhaps a garden rake is the wrong tool for this

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You are made of meat,
But not the kind we eat.
You're tough to chew,
But still it's true
That YOU
Are made of meat.

You shouldn't go in a burger.
You'd make a TERRIBLE burger.
'Cause eatin' folk
Is not a joke,
And I'm pretty sure that's murger.

Now, let's NOT
Take this THOUGHT
Any further.

-B.C. Byron

Risk Taker

Meaty Thoughts