Why does underwear have to be under? Perhaps it's the skid marks that make others shudder? Is it just that I rarely, if ever, wash those? Too bad 'cause I like to show off the caped heroes. I think that my undies could make a fine hat, or even a sweater for my pet cat. But folks act weird when I wear them outside. I don't understand it. I've nothin' to hide. I don't get the rules about underpants. "That isn't a sponge!", "Those aren't gloves for your hands!" Well, my undies are mine and I'll do what I please. Hey, don't cringe when I use 'em to wipe a sneeze. -B.C. Byron
Remember all the creative ways you used things as a kid? If only we could be as free and unboxed in our thinking as adults. Why DOES underwear have to be under? Why CAN’T I use a frying pan as a sled? What clever solutions to everyday problems are we missing out on simply because we don’t want to get funny looks? If you need a fresh idea, ask a kid.