Polly the Pickler

Picklin' Polly
Oh, my golly
She pickled everything.
Food submerged
In vinegar -
She loved the tangy zing.

A maestro of the salty brine,
Polly pickled melon rinds.
Then veggies, eggs, and piggy legs -
Filled a hundred pickle kegs.

She tried it with banana.
She tried it with baboons.
She carried jars and juice around
Like a pickling buffoon.

But you know how these obsessions go.
Yes, Polly went too far.
This sour story ends with Polly
In the pickle jar.
On a shelf down in the cellar
Polly's ever staring back.
She may just last forever
As a savory bottled snack.

-B.C. Byron
She took her pickling hobby to extremes and now she’s a pickle herself

I like to write poems about things escalating and going too far. Take an everyday hobby and see the weird places it could go if someone turned that hobby into an obsession. Hobbies should have limits so you don’t end up filling your entire house with odd collectibles, or end up preserved in your own pickling jars. I’ve met people who take a hobby like running too far and end up spending all their free time doing nothing else. I’ve seen card game collectors spend entire paychecks on booster packs. Don’t be like Polly the Pickler. If your pastime takes up ALL your time, it’s not fun or healthy anymore.

On the topic of pickles: I like pickles, but some things really don’t need to be pickled. Pigs feet? Why? There’s nearly half an isle of pickled things at the grocery store these days and even the plain-old cucumber pickles come in about 50 varieties. I’ve even seen chocolate pickles. No thanks. I’ll just stick to my dills and kimchi. Of all the pickled things in the world, Korean kimchi is the best. If you haven’t tried it, you haven’t lived.

Published by B.C. Byron

I’m a children’s author, poet, father of 3 girls, and electrical engineer. My first book, A Cat Named Lump, is now available on Amazon. It’s not for everyone – just those with a good sense of humor who stand a bit outside the norm. I have so many odd poems to share with the world, so I started this blog. Here I’ll post some poems from my book and many yet unpublished ones. If you like my work, please show support by buying and rating my book.

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